I Love Vegas

Drink to me only that's all I ask

And I will drink to you

How long have I been on?

I don't care if the sun don't shine

I do my drinking in the evening time

When I'm in Las Vegas

You can sit in the sun and camp

I get my color from a sun ray lamp

When I'm in Las Vegas

I love the laughs and love the life, there's fun of every kind

Next time I come I'll bring my wife, I'll do that if I lose my mind

A wife in Vegas take my advice

It's like going to China with a sack of rice

But I love Las Vegas

I love Vegas in the summer

Mmm, I love it in the fall

I love Vegas, when I say that it's a gasser, yeah

I love Vegas like it's Egypt and I am Nasser

I, I love Vegas every moment

Ooh, it's my favorite atmosphere

I love Vegas

Why, oh, why do I love Vegas?

Because my money's here

I love Vegas when I'm winning

Mmm, I love it when I lose

I love Vegas, like the army loves its manuals

I love Vegas, like Sinatra loves Jack Daniels

I, I love Vegas every moment

For Mr. Entratter I must cheer

Oh, I, I love Vegas

Ach du lieber do I love Vegas

Because my blood is here

Mmm, I love Vegas when I'm loaded

I love Vegas when I am not

I love Vegas, just like Kruschev loves being indignant

More than even my wife Jeannie loves being pregnant

I, I love Vegas every moment

When I leave I shed a tear

Oh, I love Vegas

Jesus Christ, do I love Vegas

I'll make it, make it good and clear

It's because my girl's right here

Thank you, thank you very much